Will I defeat you?

After watching a few YouTubers play this Akinator game online...
http://en.akinator.com/

I decided to mind control the little genie!

First I thought of Claudio Marchisio, my favorite football player who plays for my favorite football team, Juventus. Now, he plays at a midfielder, and he isn't THAT famous compare to Messi or Ronaldo or even Buffon (goalkeeper). I thought I was going to get him lost, and I did, he missed up! He guessed a random Spanish football player, and no he was wrong, so I decided to keep him playing and guessing, after another series of questions, 46 questions later, he guessed Claudio Marchisio... After 46 questions! I felt proud, he usually guesses rather quickly, this time... It was AMAZING!

Second guess... I'm thinking of Miniminter, my favorite YouTuber...
The little genie was on the right track until he guessed Comedyshortsgamer which is the brother of KSI, not at all Simon Minter! Guess what? I kept him going... After 50 questions he guesses, once more, and got it wrong AGAIN! Haha, this time, he came up with Icrazy Teddy / Icrazyteddy. I've never even heard of him. Who is that kid? Honestly? Really? So I went again, continued making him feel bad... and his face was just RED!

Alright, after 78 questions, he comes back with a completely different guess, not even a YouTuber anymore, it's Jade Dernbach, a cricketer, I don't even watch cricket. I was laughing my bumps off! 

After all... 

Hell YES!!!! Take that in your face! 

The third attempt, just for fun and see if he was going to go faster on guessing...

I'm thinking of Benito Mussolini because he was famous for being a horrible person and a fascist.

After only 12 questions he came up with an answer and the correct one!

Honestly, the one I didn't expect to win so quickly was the dictator, how weird!

Anyways, I was proud of myself and you should try to defeat that little weirdo!

~Bella

Yes, the weather is amazing down here!

I'm what you call "FUN SIZE"! 

Yes, I'm rather short, 5 feet 2 inches... Indeed tiny! 

I've heard it all before from "How's the weather down there?" to "Oh, you're here? I didn't see you down there."
Just know that those ridiculous jokes aren't funny, well at least I don't laugh! It's not nice and we are tired of hearing it all... Don't think you are the only one out there that say those things. I think every short person can relate! 

Yesterday morning, while watching the second half of my soccer game, Northern Ireland vs. Germany, I decided to make myself some hot tea. Simple, you may think, but wrong! It was one hardest task! I couldn't reach the tea bag which was on the highest shelf of the kitchen. Yes, I put it there for other to not touch my Irish Breakfast Tea, but now I have to deal with climbing around to get it... I almost fell too, I blame the soccer game on my laptop, I heard the Irish going really loud all the sudden so I had to look and instead of being careful, I almost fell. I caught myself right on time! 

Here's some struggle short people have to deal once in their lives! At least I know I've experienced them all, multiple times!

• When you hug a girl, you are at the same level of her breast, and that's NOT fine! I'm not a guy so I can't enjoy my face being in between someone's boobs. I'm sorry, it's a struggle! 
• Climbing everywhere... Even in grocery stores to get the Nutella from the shelf. Thanks for putting it so high up. I appreciate it! 
• When you take photos with friends, there's always someone way taller so you have to be on your tiptoes, trying to get some high ground, and failing at it big time. It usually ends up being the tallest who come to our height. Thanks :) 
• Opening windows, the high ones! I gave up on it, I ain't going to buy a ladder just for it! 
• Your jeans are always too long. I personally fold all of my jeans without exception! 
• The "You're so cute, let me protect you." Do I really look like I need your bloody protection? 
• You have neck pain from always looking up. I love tall people, but when they are sitting down... It's amazing! 
• You can say goodbye to "Sexy", "hot", accept the fact that you are just "cute", "adorable" or "tiny".
• CARRY YOUR ID EVERYWHERE! I mean it, you are the size of a child, give up on looking much older.  
• Everyone assumes you can't walk or run fast enough. Like really? What a great way to be judgmental!
• You can already prepare yourself for the apology you will have to give your kids... I know I already have made a whole speech about it for my future kids if I ever get any.
• When you are at a party, you can totally hide in the shadows, no one will see you! Wel HELLO people but short people can also be noticed, and bumping into us and pretend you didn't see us is just another way to be rude. B**** I was there and you know it! 

I love the fact that I'm short, it has its perks, but when I have to deal with these issues, nonstop, I hate myself for being so short! People don't make it better either by joking around and teasing us without realizing how annoying and hurtful their comments may be. If I were you, I would just keep my mouth shut at times because it's not our fault if we are tiny. And don't think we can't beat your a** either. Don't pick on smaller than you! You might have heard it at school, didn't you?

"A person's a person, no matter how small." - Dr. Seuss

~Bella